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Absolutely Positively Not

by David LaRochelle · Grades 3–8 · Children's

Absolutely Positively Not by David LaRochelle is on US reading lists at grades 3–8. It appears on 1 list: the Golden Kite Award. Every citation below links to the primary source.

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Assigned across 1 curriculum list

Grade placement varies by school — the median assigned book spans 4 grade levels (83% span three or more, across 13,258 source-cited assignments).

On reading-award lists:Golden Kite Award

This page shows where Absolutely Positively Not is assigned in US schools — curricula, states, grades, and the primary-source citations behind each placement. Not a summary or study guide.

Reading level at a glance

Grade range
Grades 3–8
Pages
179
Reading time
about 3h 15m (est.)
First published
2005
Genre
Children's
ISBN-13
9780545310666

Sources: grade range from the cited lists below, last checked 2026-06-19; pages and year from our catalog record (sources); reading time is an estimate at 250 words a minute.

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Why it is assigned

This children's title is typically read at grades 3–8. Written in the 2000s; cited on the Golden Kite Award.

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Common questions

What grade level is Absolutely Positively Not?
Absolutely Positively Not is listed for grades 3–8. It appears on 1 book-award list. Exact placement varies by school and district.
How long does it take to read Absolutely Positively Not?
It takes about 3h 15m to read Absolutely Positively Not (179 pages) at an average adult reading pace of about 250 words per minute — roughly 195 minutes. Faster or slower readers will vary; the estimate is a planning guide for assigning the book.
What curricula assign Absolutely Positively Not?
Absolutely Positively Not appears on reading lists for Golden Kite Award. Each assignment on this site links to its primary-source citation.
Is Absolutely Positively Not banned in schools?
Absolutely Positively Not does not appear in PEN America's Index of School Book Bans 2022-2024. No documented multi-district removals on record, but individual districts may challenge titles locally.

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Lexile measure
Not classified — this book has no published Lexile measure.
Grade band
Grades 3–8 — drawn from the book-award lists citing this book.
Curriculum alignment
Cited in 1 curriculum on this site (see “Where recommended” above for primary-source links).
State-level evidence
Not yet documented in a state-level framework on this site.
Removal / banning records
No tracked removal or challenge records in cited sources.
Seasonal / contextual tags
Tagged for: read-aloud.

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