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We Don’t Eat Our Classmates!

by Ryan T. Higgins · Grades K–3 · Humor

We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! by Ryan T. Higgins is on US reading lists at grades k–3. It appears on 3 lists: 3 book-award lists, across 3 states. Every citation below links to the primary source.

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Widely assigned — 3 curriculum lists · 3 states

Grade placement varies by school — the median assigned book spans 4 grade levels (83% span three or more, across 13,258 source-cited assignments).

On reading-award lists:California Young Reader MedalKentucky Bluegrass AwardMountain Laurel Book Award (Pennsylvania)

This page shows where We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! is assigned in US schools — curricula, states, grades, and the primary-source citations behind each placement. Not a summary or study guide.

Reading level at a glance

Grade range
Grades K–3
Age range
Ages 5–8
Pages
48
Reading time
about 55 minutes (est.)
First published
2018
Genre
Humor
ISBN-13
9781338734225

Sources: grade range from the cited lists below, last checked 2026-09-24; pages and year from our catalog record (sources); reading time is an estimate at 250 words a minute.

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About this book

Book facts and sources (3)
On award reading lists
Catalog record
First published 2018 · 48 pages (edition lengths vary) (source: how we source book data)

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Why widely assigned

This humor title is typically read at grades k–3. Written in the 2010s; pairs with curriculum units on humorous stories and tyrannosaurus rex; cited on 3 lists: 3 book-award lists.

Themes

humorous stories · tyrannosaurus rex · dinosaurs · first day of school

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Common questions

What grade level is We Don’t Eat Our Classmates!?
We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! is listed for grades K–3. It appears on 3 state book-award lists across 3 states. Exact placement varies by school and district.
How long does it take to read We Don’t Eat Our Classmates!?
It takes about 55 minutes to read We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! (48 pages) at an average adult reading pace of about 250 words per minute — roughly 55 minutes. Faster or slower readers will vary; the estimate is a planning guide for assigning the book.
What curricula assign We Don’t Eat Our Classmates!?
We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! appears on reading lists for California Young Reader Medal, Kentucky Bluegrass Award, Mountain Laurel Book Award (Pennsylvania). Each assignment on this site links to its primary-source citation.
Is We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! banned in schools?
We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! does not appear in PEN America's Index of School Book Bans 2022-2024. No documented multi-district removals on record, but individual districts may challenge titles locally. See the banned books list by state.
What themes does We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! explore?
Central themes in We Don’t Eat Our Classmates! include humorous stories, tyrannosaurus rex, dinosaurs, first day of school.

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How we classify

Each dimension below is sourced from a public reference. The full framework is documented on the classification standard page.

Lexile measure
Not classified — this book has no published Lexile measure.
Grade band
Grades K–3 — drawn from the state book-award lists citing this book.
Curriculum alignment
Cited in 3 curricula on this site (see “Where recommended” above for primary-source links).
State-level evidence
On state book-award lists in 3 states (see citations above).
Removal / banning records
No tracked removal or challenge records in cited sources.
Seasonal / contextual tags
Tagged for: book-club.

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